For a second I thought that was a duck hanging from a noose at the top of the closet

You’re 43 and never played super Mario 2?

Computer… enhance!

it’s pointless to debate about it.

Good sir, this is the internet!

What I don’t understand is why so many grown-ass adults are so obsessed with staying up-to-date with the latest slang fads en vouge with 12 year-olds. Who are you trying to impress?

Minnesota. I feel sick.

Two of my state’s democratic politicians were shot this morning, one killed, in a targeted assassination. I think it’s already started.

A 113.3981 gramer with cheese?

That’s just air escaping

I think she directed They Live and Halloween