Man absolutely swish comic right here

Truly Kobe! moment

Hit it out of the park with that

yeeted it out of the park

which is one of the few brand new words that quickly slotted into my vocabulary

Nah, skibidi is and was always cringe and nobody was saying it unironically. It’s not slang, it’s a meme.

it’s not even a meme it’s just shit viral trend like the various challenges, it’s “say the line bart!”

memes are spread organically

What I don’t understand is why so many grown-ass adults are so obsessed with staying up-to-date with the latest slang fads en vouge with 12 year-olds. Who are you trying to impress?
gotta invent something to be irate about, so you don’t start getting irate about something inconvenient like shit wages and expensive food
There are three kinds of people in the world. One kind realizes the purpose of slang is to create a linguistic in-group, to display loyalty to the in-group by excluding the out-group, and decides not to use slang because they are good and kind people who don’t want to otherize people based on something they didn’t choose. The next kind of person realizes it and actively chooses to be an asshole because it’s more fun for them than being nice. The third kind is too stupid to understand. Which do you want to be?
You have an incorrect understanding of linguistics
  • Linguistic as in ‘of language’ not as in the university department that studies language.

  • Saying ‘you’re wrong,’ but not providing an explanation as to why, has the same ring to it as ‘If you’d just do your own research, you’d agree with me on vaccines.’ If you don’t want to take the time to explain, it’s worse than nothing to merely say ‘you’re wrong,’ and serves only to let you feel superior for a moment.

  • short hand is used because it is shorter, if it’s used enough it becomes slang

    Nothing about being in the in group

    See telly or tv for television or movie for motion picture as examples