Lionel Hutz

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"That's why you're the judge and I'm the law-talking guy."
I mean. I'm not normally a fan of bullying. But we're literally driving Elmo insane, and I'm here for all of it.
Several journalists who cover Musk for major outlets — NYT, WaPo, and CNN — are being banned from Twitter at this moment.

Watching "The Purge" live on Twitter tonight is certainly something.

Elmo finally lost it for good this time.

Hmm...I think I figured out what happened.

#politics

I'm going to go ahead and guess that the "School of Hard Knocks" that so many rightwingers list under "Education" on Facebook, isn't accredited.

There have been 51 homicides in San Francisco in 2022. (Source: SFPD)

As of 11/16, there have been 91 homicides in Nashville in 2022. (Source: WKRN)

I would like to see a survey of which city Americans believe more homicides take place.

#politics #crime #media

I like you guys sooooo much better than I ever liked those Twitter people... 😘

#mastodon #twitter #riptwitter

"Then, before her court date was scheduled, the District Court judge assigned to the case recused himself. Although he didn’t say why, many judges choose not to take a case in which they might have to approve an abortion."

If you can't do your job as a judge, don't recuse. Resign.

Same for pharmacists. Resign if you can't fill that prescription. You can't do your job and shouldn't be in that position.

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/11/29/magazine/teen-pregnancy-abortion-judge.html

#abortion #politics #law

She Wasn’t Ready for Children. A Judge Wouldn’t Let Her Have an Abortion.

As abortion access dwindles, America’s “parental involvement” laws weigh heavily on teenagers — who may need a court’s permission to end their pregnancies.

It should not be as difficult to find a good dog groomer as it is.

At least in my area, it takes multiple months to schedule a goldendoodle at any of the brick and mortar places.

My regular goto is pregnant and can't do big dogs right now. I have 4 of these 80lb fur balls.

But it's backbreaking work. I get it. I've tried doing it. That's why I pay someone else to do it now. lol.

#dogsofmastodon #dogs