#CrowdStrike high CPU usage.
CS confirmed increased CPU usage due to the change they introduced. The change has been rolled back.
Azure portal is down due to DDoS
#azureAfter installing
#KB5022842 (February Tuesday patch) on VMware 6.7 the server will not boot if the Secure Boot is enabled.
404 errors and blue screens of death are so boring, and even display-memory corruption looks a bit hackneyed. Tech should fail in more evocative ways, with glyphs coming unstuck and plummeting towards the bottom of the screen, burning up from friction as they descend.
Our hosting provider decided to upgrade firewall version one evening in the middle of the week. They informed one team member who neglected the email, so I didn't know. All customer's websites went down and monitoring kicked in with an avalanche of alerts. I called the hotline but nobody was picking up. Not even the CEO, it was already midnight.
Imagine horror when I logged on and saw firewall config changed with new entries. I already imagined all the data encrypted with ransomware.
Finally I called the sales rep and he managed to put me in touch with the support. They changed the config because new version didn't support the old settings. That in turn blocked incoming traffic. Law of unintended consequences. Stayed until 4am troubleshooting and restoring services, but that's ok, that's our job.
Moral of the story, when everything else fails, call the sales rep π
βI was busy watching a billionaire embarrass himself when I first saw people talking about WW3β is the opening line of a shitty novel I do not want to be living in.