Just learns I can only post up to a 30 sec video here. Need more.

Okay, I need a master list of the best accounts to follow. Let's see if I can find some value in Mastodon.

Woke up this morning and realized I had totally forgotten about Mastodon. How does a social media platform persist when it doesn't take root in your mind?

How's it going in Mastodon land?

The only thing that matters in the morning.

BTW: Mastodon needs a "Translate this" button on Toots ASAP.

Stepped way for a bit, so I didn't realize people on Mastodon are still angry at me. Funny how threatened people on Mastodon feel by my article. If Mastodon is strong enough, my words can't kill it. I stand by everything I say, but I don't know the future and have not been shown to control it.

Morning, Mastodon. How are things in the alternate Twitter universe?

Because April the Giraffe should be on Mastodon, too.

Where is John C. Dvorak when I need him?