Forty-something curmudgeonly cat from the UK. If you delight in coffee, motorcycles or being genuine and lovely then we may yet have things in common! (he/him - in a relationship - flat white please)
@Rycochet I need you to taste test a selection of perilous looking drinks and sweets from your local B&M. The more perilous looking, the more betterer.
@earthshine This may just be the madness talking, but would air gun pellets work? They come in various shapes and differing levels of pointy-ness. I did have a good look for the irregular beads on UK sites but no dice.