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Forty-something curmudgeonly cat from the UK. If you delight in coffee, motorcycles or being genuine and lovely then we may yet have things in common! (he/him - in a relationship - flat white please)

@gribbles Oh no. Is it National Shite Day again already? I must update my calendar!

(Half Man Half Biscuit have been a source of lyrical joy for literally as long as I can remember)

@Truffles CRIMES.
@Rycochet I need you to taste test a selection of perilous looking drinks and sweets from your local B&M. The more perilous looking, the more betterer.
@earthshine That does look proper good. Congrats!
@Cal The velcro is the stickiest kind of bird.
@Cal A set of greyscale ballpit balls.
@earthshine Ah nuts. I just remembered the vague shape. Yes, lead is likely... not ideal. :P
@earthshine This may just be the madness talking, but would air gun pellets work? They come in various shapes and differing levels of pointy-ness. I did have a good look for the irregular beads on UK sites but no dice.
@TundraWolf @fox INTRIGUING...
@Truffles What has the hat done to your face?! This is surely nonstandard.