Krister Rollins

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I like comedy, news, music and booze. I have a dog named Jacket.
What are your opinions on...
The Beatles
Mastodon
My infrequent tooting
get a load of that dog

I love all the Die Hard movies!

Die Hard
Die Hard 2: The Quickening and the Deadening
Die Hard In A Fire
Fall Off A Cliff And Die Hard
Die Hard From The Zombie Flu
I Know How You Died Last Summer
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo Who Kicked Over A Hornet's Nest And Died Hard
Diefall
Die Hard (2009)
Netflix Presents Marvel's Agents of D.I.E.H.A.R.D.
John Hard
Hards
The Demise of the Hard (h/t @andyAstruc )

Think back on all the ridiculous nonsense you have survived, and recognize the strength needed to get this far
You are more awesome than you think
Brains are bonkers, man.
Who wants to bring me a hot dog?
I've been hungry all day despite repeated eatings. AND despite the date, this is not weed related. #thatisall #goodtootin
The Federated timeline today:
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English, but not relevant to my interests
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French, about a third of it I can understand
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Sensitive media, probably not porn, but shouldn't risk it at work
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You know who I bet hates the phrase "the blind leading the blind"? Blind people. Like they can't get around by themselves. Also: who better to teach a blind person to get around than a blind person who already knows how to get around?
You know who I bet hates the phrase "blind as a bat"? Friggin' bats, man. Can you imagine if they learned English and found out how we talk about 'em? If I were a bat I'd be like "Fuck you guys, deal with mosquitoes on your own."
My dog, Jacket, had fun on Sunday.
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