Felt cute. Might delete later.

Only in New York City.

Merry Christmas!

For your enjoyment, a tree lit up like a dick.

Sometimes the job takes you to interesting places. #LGA.

On behalf of medics and emergency medicine professionals everywhere...don't fucking think about it.

This can be equated to taking a shit, flushing that shit down the toilet, plunging the shit back up after a bit, and fucking yourself in the ass with it.

For the ride into work. #nwa #boyzndahood