Karstadtdetektiv

@Karstadtdetektiv@infosec.exchange
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Ich bin nicht wirklich Detektiv bei Karstadt.

I work in infosec, but enjoy all types of depression. Well not enjoy, but experience. I like music, programming, and learning. Most of all I want to do nothing.
Father, communist, chuckle bunny.

Rostock, Germany

PronounsHe/him
Stromausfall #Rostock Stadtmitte? @HROrathaus

Genderstern, Doppelpunkt, Unterstrich? Im Bundesministerium für Bildung, Familie, Senioren, Frauen und Jugend ab sofort verboten!

Wir haben die interne Weisung zur Sprachregelung mit dem Informationsfreiheitsgesetz angefragt, befreit – und bei uns veröffentlicht: https://fragdenstaat.de/dokumente/272030-2025-07-09-1014905/

In einem (!) Jahr 73 Milliarden #Vermögensteuer plus 100 Milliarden #Steuerhinterziehung, das macht roundabout 480 Jahre Betrug beim #Bürgergeld. – Nur mal so.

Textbild: WSI via Bluesky
Zum Beitrag ➡️ https://tinyurl.com/32xhrr2z

Wenn 'KI' nicht 'lernen' kann, ohne alle Literatur der Welt zu stehlen, und das für alle OK ist...

...müssten wir dann im Interesse "der Wirtschaft" nicht auch SchülerInnen, Auszubildenden und StudentInnen erlauben, ihre Fachliteratur umsonst zu beziehen....?

Frage für ein "Land der Ingenieure".

@kloenk @navi Back when 128 kB was the limit for argv+envp, Google was hitting it too because they passed all the configuration for their whole software stack on the command line as --long-option=value switches.

Their solution? Compress the command line. So every binary started by ungzipping argv[1] and parsing it to get the configuration.

The person explaining this to me saw my horrified face, and said with the perfect Hide The Pain Harold smile: "a series of individually completely rational and reasonable decisions led to this." and I have been thinking a lot about it since.

Wir als Unternehmen können nicht mehr bei #Böttcher bestellen, da es gegen unseren Code of Conduct verstößt. Prüft das doch auch bei euren Arbeitgebern und lasst die sperren. Natürlich kauft man auch privat bei keinen #Afd Unterstützer!

https://www.spiegel.de/panorama/udo-boettcher-chef-der-boettcher-ag-teilt-erneut-afd-beitraege-a-04bbdd2b-e330-4110-8ca9-3f9331f58b3f#ref=rss

Nach hoher Spende an die Partei: Chef der Böttcher AG teilt erneut AfD-Beiträge

Knapp eine Million Euro für die AfD: Von der Spende eines Kollegen hatte sich Versandhandelsboss Udo Böttcher einst distanziert – obwohl das Geld von ihm kam. Nun verbreitet er nach SPIEGEL-Recherchen abermals AfD-Botschaften.

DER SPIEGEL
BLACK SABBATH - "Paranoid" (Official Video)

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@SecurityWriter that's why my organization decided it would be smart to have both the security team and the technical governance team be me. And everyone knows i am also my own worst enemy.

his 2fa's shitty, fw's weak, allows any any
there's bots in his cluster already
YAML confetti
but the dashboards stand green and steady

he's trying to revert, but bitbucket is down
all the crashloopbackoffs go so loud
he opens kubectl, but the changes won't back out

https://infosec.exchange/@i0null/114877224804277758

Hacker Memes (@i0null@infosec.exchange)

🎵 Comin' out of my page and I've been doin' runtime Gotta gotta be down, because I NOP it all. It started out with a miss, how did it end up like this? (It was only a miss) It was only a miss. 🎵

Infosec Exchange

You’ve heard of ransomware, deepfake scams, and business email compromise. But what about bread bag cybercrime awareness? 🥖

In Belgium, police have taken to printing cybersecurity tips on bakery bags. Yes, really. Forget TikTok or Instagram ads, this is crime prevention via a crusty sourdough.

The initiative targets people who aren't scrolling social media 24/7. The idea is simple: warn people about online fraud and digital scams using something they actually see every day - at low cost.

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Some closeups of my Grunling embroideries :)🌱 I`m concentrating a bit more on drawing, illustration projects and my game right now but I want to get back to this new craft soon and get T-shirt embroideries ready for you. (I`m doing these myself with an embroidery machine, these bags and pouches work well already but thin shirt fabric is more difficult)
Which one of these do you like most and which Grunling should I add?

More here:
https://www.johannaforster.com/shop

@JohannaForster

Mushroom-buddy is def the cutest 😍

@JohannaForster@mastodon.art Ahhhh, I can't decide, they're all too cute but I just love the strawberry person!

@JohannaForster

Absolutely love the little broccoli dude!!

@JohannaForster The strawberry is my favourite because the stitches are in line with the shape of the berry and give it a nice texture. And the bright colours make me happy 😀
@schokoholic ahh thank you 🥰 good to know! Still experimenting with the stitch directions :)