Infosec Justin Ling🍸on mastodon, people drive this like
on the bird site, people drive like THIS
Infosec Justin Ling🍸
@JustinLing
- 195 Followers
- 19 Following
- 17 Posts
journalist and human thinking-face emoji
call me captain infosec
some infosec tips:
print off your unsent toot and lock it in a safe
never toot
try putting your computer in the fridge
Rich Harris ❌I really hope this thing catches on and becomes mainstream, mostly because I want to watch stony-faced news anchors talking about the president's toots
Now, would you all like to play a game where we guess how long it takes for the FBI (or another LEA) to file a warrant to seize the server with a Mastodon instance? Won't that be ~interesting~?
the thing you've got to know about toots is that you're either tooting or you're getting tooted
sharing this article about mastodon on mastodon https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/mastodon-is-like-twitter-without-nazis-so-why-are-we-not-using-it
are we going to join isis or what, guys
Still trying to craft my Mastodon persona but I'm thinking like "overly chummy video rental store clerk"
Nolan*tense marketing meeting*
AD EXEC: so what's our Mastodon strategy?!
EMPLOYEE: um… "Federate your tastebuds with our toot-tastic new value menu"
EXEC: brilliant
AD EXEC: so what's our Mastodon strategy?!
EMPLOYEE: um… "Federate your tastebuds with our toot-tastic new value menu"
EXEC: brilliant