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The host nation of the World Cup just announced a ban on alcohol says at stadiums TWO DAYS before the beginning of the tournament. This is what fifa deserves and I am not mad about it one bit. I hate it for the fans, of, course, but fifa sold its soul for bribe money and now fifa will endure the worst World Cup in soccer history in terms of fan involvement. Human rights violations will be the legacy of a sobering World Cup. #WorldCupfifa2022
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