Uncle Dukei got a cheese omelette, home fries, and a subpoena
Jeffw
@Jeffwni
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actor/artist, procrastinator, professional idiot & French, lives in Wales, where he makes up stories for his kids and excuses to his wife.
Paul Bassett DaviesQUIZ OF THE YEAR!
Answer these fun questions about 2023:
1. What the fuck?
2. Seriously, what the actual fuck?
3. Shall we start on the eggnog now?
Hi guys!
If you fancy buying me a coffee for my birthday, that would be more than nice, it would be absolutely incredible!
So here’s a link, if you’d be so inclined: ko-fi.com/jeffwni
Thank you and Merry [insert whatever you celebrate at this time of year]!
Brian BilstonHere’s a nursery rhyme to help you remember the significance of today’s date in the calendar.
I affixed a charged up battery to my music magazine and doing so, made a powerful NME…
batkaren (a/k/a kt roth)Happy Halloween watching the real-time horror-show footage of humanity’s collapse.
Damien OwensJust convinced myself that it's OK to put on weight because the universe is expanding, so it all evens out.
Me: I’m off to see some doctor.
Friend: Which doctor?
Me: No, normal sciency one.
Friend: Which doctor?
Me: No, normal sciency one.
@geekysteven I object to this