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Creator of a depressing comic strip. Liver of a depressing life. Writer of depressing bios.
My latest comic. Wherein Cord is unable to suspend disbelief.
Years ago, I made an effort to create a cute, marketable character, and the closest thing I was able to come up with was Chompy - a little bear who's regularly faced with mind-bendingly horrific situations.
I'm adventurous, but not "stand a gaming console up vertically" adventurous.
My latest comic. Wherein Jenkins is ruled by instinct.
When the behavior of a high-profile audience member leaves you questioning your decision to bring your self-titled musical to Denver.
New comic! Wherein Cord weighs in on Godzilla Minus One.
My latest comic. Wherein Cord and Sock bid farewell to summer. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy
My latest comic. Wherein Cord sizes up a former president. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy
Apt description of the air quality this summer.

Happy 20th to the only film from either franchise that I saw in a theater due to being too young (or not existing) when the others came out.

I maintain that the sequel in which they would have fought Ash Williams never materialized because it was simply too cool to exist in this mortal realm.