Starting to think all the sadness I’ve experienced throughout my life was a dry run for 2023.
Unlike most apparitions, Twitter's porn bots only need their name said ONCE for a successful summoning.
What did everyone get me for Mental Health Day?
I just wrote a comic that referenced the "Dude, you're getting a Dell" ads, lest anyone doubt that I have my finger on the pulse of popular culture.
My time is evenly split between being angry at the universe and begging the universe not to annihilate me for daring to be angry at it.
Showing my brain who's boss by only acknowledging one out of every three intrusive thoughts.
"Nobody thinks of others the way I do," I muse as I like a sports post despite having zero interest in sports.
My latest comic. Wherein Cord is unable to suspend disbelief.
TIRED: Pissing contest
WIRED: Diarrhea contest
Years ago, I made an effort to create a cute, marketable character, and the closest thing I was able to come up with was Chompy - a little bear who's regularly faced with mind-bendingly horrific situations.