This is not mine, it was sent to me by a friend and I don’t know where it came from before that, but yeah this is pretty on point and is also incredibly funny.

Joking about killing yourself is very funny and makes everyone in the room laugh and like you more as a result.

Had about 5 hours of sleep in the past 3 days (for reference that’s total time spent in bed) and I’m not drinking anymore coffee and I’m really feeling it.

Phroge

I don’t even give this model 24hours after it drops before it’s assimilated into the ratcanicus. (It’s me I’m going to do exactly that)

It day.

Best First Aid Kit listener of all time btw. That’s me.