I was born. I haven't done much. I doubt I'm going to say anything much of interest.

As to the username, the short version is that the identity function in combinatorics is sometimes called the "Idiot Bird" (it only knows how to say it's own name). It's not a not very amusing observation about usernames and identity. For a much more interesting time, search for "combinatorics" and "birds" and read anything that looks interesting.