DgarThe worst thing about having your password stolen is having to rename the dog.
Ian Martin
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82 years old, retired, ex all sorts of things now a carer still searching for the age of wisdom. Interested in humour, politics (the nice kind) and the location of missing socks
Sheril Kirshenbaum
It's been a while since I addressed the issue of missing socks, but here is another mystery.
For Christmas I was given two pairs of new socks. One white with Mickey Mouse motif and one red with Disney themes
I have already washed them several times but they are still here!
How can this be?
If I got 50 cents for every failed math exam, I’d have $6.30 now.
I think a lot of the conflict that happened in the Wild West could’ve been avoided had architects in those days just made their towns big enough for everyone.
@jaystill4 Twitter is in its death throes
SoNotNic 🐍🐉🐈And then one day, he delicately swiped his drool towel from the back of the couch and turned to look at us with the brightest most optimistic eyes and perked up ears, and ever since then he can bring us his drool rag when he wants a treat. And he is so darn cute and adorable that he always gets a treat because he has trained us well. 4/4
Robert ReichQuestion for those who say prosecuting a former president sets a dangerous precedent: Isn’t it more dangerous to set a precedent that a former president will never face accountability for breaking the law and inciting an insurrection?
GeorgivsContrary to many people believe, the longest day of the year does not have more than 24 hours in it... it's just that each of the hours are of much greater duration.
This explains why the countdown to Xmas holidays seems to take forever.
Big Day today
Saw a comment on 'you-know-where' and went to reply
Then thought "No, this is more appropriate on Mastodon"
Does that mean my transition is almost complete?