@fesshole Sounds like a good tune to shag the cleaner to. "A plumber's coming."

@jrbee Noooooooooo

@jrbee I can hear it in the accent.

@fesshole I managed two hours once with a sales call for a product that I made very clear I would never need. She told me her life story, which wasn't that much because she was quite young. I told her my life story which is much longer because I am not young. She called back a few days later because she was lonely. Unfortunately for her I was running late and didn't have time to chat. We changed our number shortly after so I never heard from her again. I wonder occasionally how she is.

@jrbee To be fair you have tiny hands.

@jrbee I'm so proud of you 🥰

@skrishna Surely this sort of decision is not rocket science.

@jrbee I like it when someone else makes it. 😊

@APoD Will it nick your chips?

@CraftyJo I really like you too. So does the cat. 🐈‍⬛