Lord Of Kulaba

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id rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy~meow
i consider myself a philosopher & the aspie rage of Carthage. i do marketing.
@lofenyy Welcome To The NHK.

@lowqualityfacts …….. You all aren’t doing that as well?

Cool. Cool. Neiiiiiither am I.

Took peyote in the #sedona desert & woke up here. That or I paid Pink Jeep … to take me here.

One of those sounds way more badass though.

Picked up friends at the airport yesterday. #phoenix airport parking garage top-floors are some of the most photogenic in the country.
Kenji & Lucky having a solid Friday.
#dogsofmastodon

#makeamovieplotsuperficial

Alien life in a new urban development.

@lowqualityfacts - Us Willie Neliacs, we call ourselves that to each other - some of us do - just me one time drunk at a SuperGrass concert, us Willie Neliacs like our Willie’s high as a kite and no other way!

Wait … did you just infer he’s not high!?

@lowqualityfacts - I was there for his birth, kid came out shooting. To this day I feel intense fear when a newborn child uses a firearm against me. But this is the life I chose as a newborn firearm gun safety trainer, & Prime Minister of Australia.
@lowqualityfacts - common misconception. Jim Carrey is moose-less. Moose-less. He had a moose, but it knocked out his teeth, and now he’s a moose-less, tooth-less acting legend. Like Brando … but for very different reasons.
@lowqualityfacts - The last time I sent you a dollar in the mail you just sent it back with doodles all over it. I mean, I know AC/DC rocks now, but didn’t expect Washington to have so many banana stickers on him. Felt excessive.