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Lucky only female swans do it, Leda really dodged a bullet there.

@ChrisJagged @lowqualityfacts Zeus chose her over another swan or Hera because he didn't want a partner who'd bite his head off.
@lowqualityfacts Ah, hell no, it's just a swan porn thing.
@lowqualityfacts now this graffiti makes a lot more sense

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Their mates, like most humans, are kept ignorant of their solenoglyphous fangs (hollow, and foldable) which only descend from the female swans' gums during arousal.

@lowqualityfacts no they don't otherwise how would they have sex if their mate is dead?, πŸ€”πŸ€”.

@lowqualityfacts …….. You all aren’t doing that as well?

Cool. Cool. Neiiiiiither am I.

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The inconvenience to poultry farmers of losing half their livestock during mating is apparently why they crossbred swans with sparrows to produce chickens (which only nibble playfully and ineffectually at their partner's cervical plumage).
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@lowqualityfacts That explains a lot. they're as bad as them geese.