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Lucky only female swans do it, Leda really dodged a bullet there.
Their mates, like most humans, are kept ignorant of their solenoglyphous fangs (hollow, and foldable) which only descend from the female swans' gums during arousal.
@lowqualityfacts β¦β¦.. You all arenβt doing that as well?
Cool. Cool. Neiiiiiither am I.
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The inconvenience to poultry farmers of losing half their livestock during mating is apparently why they crossbred swans with sparrows to produce chickens (which only nibble playfully and ineffectually at their partner's cervical plumage).
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