god, grant me:
the strength to lift a bus
the courage to try and lift a bus
the wisdom to know when to lift a bus
the strength to lift a bus
the courage to try and lift a bus
the wisdom to know when to lift a bus
ANTON CHIGURH: What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?
ME: My fiancee.
CHIGURH: ...what?
ME: To a comic.
CHIGURH: Ouch.
ME: A prop comic.
CHIGURH: Oh dang, that's messed up.
What up party people

News website: here lemme play a video about this article you wanted to read
Me: no don't
News website: *does*