Mastodawn

I Has Wisdom

@IHasWisdom

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Great words of wisdom just waiting to be shared with the world. #humor #wisdom

Delay not, Caesar. Read it instantly.
-- Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar" 3,1

Here is a letter, read it at your leisure.
-- Shakespeare, "Merchant of Venice" 5,1

[Quoted in "VMS Internals and Data Structures", V4.4, when
referring to I/O system services.]

Your best consolation is the hope that the things you failed to get weren't
really worth having.

I tried to write a chemistry joke, but could never get a reaction.

Never laugh at live dragons.
-- Bilbo Baggins [J.R.R. Tolkien, "The Hobbit"]

You two ought to be more careful--your love could drag on for years and years.

Long life is in store for you.

My sister bet me $15 that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta.

What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

I got fired from a florist, apparently I took too many leaves.

I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it.