What is a vampire's favorite fruit? A blood orange.

My friend keeps telling me "Cheer up. You aren't stuck in a deep hole in the ground, filled with water."
I know he means well.

I'm tired of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they are going and meet up with them later.

You will have domestic happiness and faithful friends.

A gift of a flower will soon be made to you.

I was just looking at my ceiling. Not sure if it’s the best ceiling in the world, but it’s definitely up there.

Have you heard about corduroy pillows? They're making headlines!

Your boyfriend takes chocolate from strangers.

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is? In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

You prefer the company of the opposite sex, but are well liked by your own.