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I wonder who or what Putin is relying on in the 2024 elections

🤔

Get ready for the bot farms because they’re going on overdrive – and they’re getting help from Elon Muskva.

Erica Lafferty is the daughter of the principal killed in the 2012 Sandy Hook massacre

She was diagnosed with cancer and had to resort to crowdfunding her treatment as her insurance denied her claim

That was after the Alex Jones verdict

A verdict he was ordered to pay $1.48B in defamation charges

An amount he hasn’t paid while spending $90,000/mo to support his lifestyle

His victims are now asking for 6% of what he owes

This system is set up for one group and one group only

This printer review is hilarious: https://www.theverge.com/23642073/best-printer-2023-brother-laser-wi-fi-its-fine

We had one of those printers that just printed fine for years before it broke down. We replaced it with a Canon printer that feels like one of those first ink-jet printers. It works roughly 10% of the time and it is such a pain in the ass. How can this printer problem still be a thing in 2023?

“Judge Tanya S. Chutkan is imposing a gag order on former president Donald Trump. Trump cannot attack Jack Smith, his staff or family, nor can he attack court staff or witnesses.”

OOH!

“Chutkan says she will sanction Trump for violations.”

AWW.

When will this fool face consequences? Can we all threaten judges and witnesses too?

Adam Schiff on disqualifying Trump from running:

“The 14th Amendment, Section 3 is pretty clear

“If you engage in acts of insurrection or rebellion against the government, or you give aid and comfort to those who do, you are disqualified from running”

This should apply to every single republican who aided the insurrection and the big lie.

Tulsi Gabbard can’t stop walking into a field of rakes

Let me to translate from Republican to English:

“How dare Democrats use the truth to smear RFK Jr and Cornel West and me!! I’m not a Russian plant!”

…and then she immediately said we need to stop funding Ukraine

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To all the dismissive, smoothbrain, libertarian incels who chime in on my posts, mitigating Trump’s sexually violent crimes—let me make this abundantly clear:

Trump is a rapist.