Humain

@HumainVirtuel
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I want a better world, je veux un monde meilleur. We are all in this together.
I Decompiled the White House's New App

The official White House Android app has a cookie/paywall bypass injector, tracks your GPS every 4.5 minutes, and loads JavaScript from some guy's GitHub Pages.

Thereallo
Want to report your friends and neighbors for extrajudicial kidnapping? The new White House app wants you to get in touch. #Democracy https://werd.io/the-white-house-has-an-app-now-and-trump-wants-you-to-report-people-to-ice-on-it-2/
The White House has an app now, and Trump wants you to report people to ICE on it

Want to report your friends and neighbors for extrajudicial kidnapping? The new White House app wants you to get in touch.

Ben Werdmuller

We've burned through "over 850 #Tomahawk missiles in just 4 weeks". Each costs over $3.5M and takes more than 2 years to build.

I wouldn't be a bit surprised if #Iran has decided it can just wait #DonnieDumbass out. šŸ¤”
https://www.ms.now/the-briefing-with-jen-psaki/watch/trump-was-warned-reports-contradict-trump-s-claims-of-surprise-by-challenges-in-iran-2494165059556

ā€˜Trump was warned’: Reports contradict Trump’s claims of surprise by challenges in Iran

Despite Donald Trump expressing shock and surprise at how Iran has responded to being attacked by the United States and Israel, Jen Psaki shares reporting that Trump was warned about everything from attacks on regional U.S. allies to the closing of the Strait of Hormuz, and Trump's struggle with these challenges is due to a lack of preparation, not a lack of prediction. 

MS NOW

šŸ“° Russia strikes maternity hospital, educational institutions in Odesa, injures 10

šŸ”— https://kyivindependent.com/russia-strikes-maternity-hospital-educational-institutions-injures-7-in-odesa/

#News #RussianInvasion #RussianWar #Ukraine

Russia strikes maternity hospital, educational institutions in Odesa, injures 10

Russian forces launched a drone attack on the city of Odesa overnight on March 28, injuring at least 10 people, including a child, in strikes on civilian infrastructure.

The Kyiv Independent
DOJ confirms FBI Director Kash Patel’s personal email was hacked

Hackers claimed the attack was retaliation after Patel vowed to "hunt" them.

Ars Technica

Trump interrupts a Cabinet meeting dealing with the Iran war and rising prices to talk Sharpies
https://apnews.com/article/trump-cabinet-sharpie-pen-iran-war-153a483dc7fcb6c110c69a47481287ae?utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub

Posted into Top Stories @top-stories-AssociatedPress

Trump offers his Cabinet a long story about special Sharpies

President Donald Trump turned an otherwise serious Cabinet meeting into a long Sharpie story, arguing that it shows how he saves government money. He interrupted Thursday's talks on Iran, airport security lines, oil prices, and shaky markets to say the White House once used fancy pens that cost $1,000 each. Trump says he asked Sharpie for custom black markers with a gold White House logo that cost $5 each. The Sharpie monologue came after a number of his Cabinet secretaries offered sobering comments about missile strikes, Tehran’s uranium enrichment efforts and the troops that remain in harm’s way in the Middle East.

AP News

#GiftArticle

#TSA Tipped Off #ICE Agents Before Arrests at #SanFrancisco #Airport

Transportation Security Administration officials told ICE that a mother & daughter under a detention order had planned to fly domestically, federal documents show.

#law #entrapment #immigration #Trump #privacy #InfoSec #DueProcess
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/24/us/tsa-data-ice-deportation-san-francisco-airport.html?unlocked_article_code=1.V1A.-kf4.nFj-4QIM-4Ev&smid=nytcore-ios-share

T.S.A. Tipped Off ICE Agents Before Arrests at San Francisco Airport

Transportation Security Administration officials told ICE that a mother and daughter under a detention order had planned to fly domestically, federal documents show.

The New York Times

Government documents obtained by NYT explain the events leading up to the tense scene, including the exchange between the agent & Ms. Lopez-Jimenez.

The documents shed new light on how the #TSA is sharing with #ICE officials the names & birth dates of travelers believed to have been ordered out of the country by a judge. That has made it easier for the #Trump admin to detain & deport undocumented immigrants as they pass through #airports.

#law #entrapment #immigration #privacy #DueProcess

Trump staffs science and technology panel with non-scientists
Appointee list is in keeping with the administration's hostility toward science.
https://arstechnica.com/science/2026/03/trump-staffs-science-and-technology-panel-with-non-scientists/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

Game theory predicts that this is likely to be a long conflict.

#Trump is an actor who feels like having the upper hand in any negotiation and who always tries to maximize concessions given from the adversary over the shortest arc of time, leveraging the confusion and shock that his sudden actions have over his adversaries.

#Iran is an actor that, after many rounds of negotiations and unilateral withdrawals, is ready to play the long game - well aware that any rushed deal will end up with more concessions from their side.

Trump wants to withdraw as he realized that he has just been sleepwalked by Israel into a long conflict that is going to impact prices of oil and inflation on the long term on top of the midterms, for something that was really mostly just in Israel’s interests - and in the meantime he’s trying to frame this suicidal mission as a success for him. Another ā€œwar he endedā€ (after starting it himself) to add to his collection.

Iran no longer trusts its interlocutor and is afraid that any retreat may hide another trick - look no further than the Hamas negotiators bombed in Qatar while they were waiting for the Israeli delegation. And, now that they have realized the power that they hold over the straight of Homuz, they may just be driven to play the long game in order to maximize the concessions from the other side.

And any further hostile act by Iran is very unlikely to be ignored both by a vindicative man like Trump and by Israeli hawks who have interest in maximizing the duration of this war.

When will the US and Israel understand that they can’t just solve all the problems in the Middle East by dropping a couple of bombs, slaughtering a political leader and then calling it a victory?

RE: https://mastodon.social/@axios/116287362557243271