Incredibly pessimistic auto reply option for a Saturday afternoon

The natural history museum has a light pollution exhibit that is designed specifically to make me sad

This is what we're doing here

This mug belongs to Jesus

think this is a candidate for my best tweet

me: we have honey nut cheerios, bran flakes, and shredded wheats.
Rory: hmmmm
me:

her: he's probably thinking about Shohei Ohtani.
him: man I love Shohei Ohtani

if you ever see me wearing fucking ski goggles to record memories with my kids you can just hit me in the back of the head with a baseball bat, I have no interest in living in that world.

we're back above 4

Get in losers we're saving money doing stuff ourselves.