I drink too much and say fuck.
| Pronouns | They/them |
| Politics | Extra left |
| Label | Content |
| Purpose | Stave off boredom |
Bug
@HelloBug
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I don’t know how any of this works. I barely know what an “instance” is
My friends husbands parents are huge fans of rocky and bought us all tickets. I was pretty proud of my outfit. First time I’ve felt sexy in a very long time. #sexy #rockyhorrorpictureshow #halloweem #costume
LumbIdea: a service that delivers liquor to my home but for free.
Skip Intro, KRUB News at 9A game of baseball can only be won when the bat boys are consumed by their own teams in a show of respect to the baseball pantheon.
I was eating fries with ranch five minutes ago. Just found a drip of ranch on me, totally didn’t wipe it off and lick my finger. #imgross
I can’t het high because it makes my teeth hurt. It makes me want to pull them out.
Kevin Fediversethe real horseshoe theory is getting mad at both very bad posts and very good posts
the peemo archivesI’m kind of ashamed of when I’m proud of myself. I’m proud I’ve only had one glass of wine, a beer, and a gin and tonic. And then I’m ashamed because that’s most “normal” people’s “night out”.