Babe....would you still love me if I were an alien queen with acid for blood that wanted to use you as a host body for my larval children...?
Hedtriplamarr
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Little queen trashmouth
I like getting choked during sex but panic if the neckline on my shirt is too tight make it make sense
Petrina Binney 🌈📚🌲
Arielle DundasWhy are you, as a recipe, lying about how long it takes to cook an onion.
The CardI'm neither likable nor interesting enough to warrant being on this many social media platforms.
CatbusWhen a Twitter friend joins Mastodon
My mother got on the subject of sex & w an air of superiority says "like any woman jumps into bed & asks to be fucked in the ass!" I didn't tell her I have in fact asked for that very thing in bed (& once in the back of a jeep) so now I have something to tell her on her deathbed
Babe my trashcans don't look disturbed at all, have you been rummaging through other bitches garbage in the middle of the night be honest
Hermey GThat Bird app now being reduced to a Mastodon resume checker