Mastodawn

Hates Decaf Mar 13

I hate it when I have to work at schools. Got to get up early so I can pack my Indoctrination Kit. It includes stuff like Trans Theory books, bags of kitty litter for the cat students, and my entire drag outfit for story time. Then there are the satanic candles… don’t even get me started on the Woke Ideology pamphlets I have to print every time. SIGH

@adhdeanasl What about the amateur surgery kit to trans kids over lunch break?

(Alt - a teenage boy walks into a bathroom at a school with a nurse. After the nurse walks out with a teenage girl in the same clothes and may be the boy's sibling)
https://i.imgur.com/WNu3ei7.mp4

@adhdeanasl Don't forget your copy of the gay agenda and vial of gender fluid.

@StarkRG @adhdeanasl Also all the autism causing vaccines

❣️u.s. pause federal tax remittances Mar 13

@StarkRG bark laughing out loud.

next project, sturdy vial, wire, chain, food coloring...
@adhdeanasl

@melioristicmarie @adhdeanasl
Submitted for your edification: a repeatable chemical reaction that changes colour twice https://sciencenotes.org/chemical-traffic-light-experiment/

Chemical Traffic Light Experiment

Try the chemical traffic light experiment. Learn how the color changes work and whether you can substitute chemicals.

Science Notes and Projects

❣️u.s. pause federal tax remittances Mar 13

oh my.

@StarkRG @adhdeanasl 'vial of gender fluid'...🤣 🤣 🤣 but it's the wrong 'fluid' for the MAGAts!

Chris [list of emoji]Mar 13

I was under the impression that the drag queens were already running the schools and you just interpreted for them. Or is this due to budget cuts?

ADHDeanASL Mar 13

@suetanvil Wearing lots of hats (and wigs) these days

Ari "Second Breakfast" Jackson Mar 13

@adhdeanasl ⚰️🤣🤣🤣

You are the gorramn best, Dean. Give 'em hell.

@adhdeanasl
Don’t forget to pack some kindling for the afternoon book-burning fire.

Guillotine Jones, Flâneur Mar 13

@adhdeanasl
When you come home, Mr Dean, are you the same gender that you left the house with?

eestileib (she/hers)Mar 13

You sound like the coolest substitute ever.

HappyCrow13 Mar 13

@adhdeanasl I have the cutest Hail Satan shirt you can borrow for causal Friday. The font is all rainbow

GentleMan Gef Mar 13

Thank you for your service

staringatclouds Mar 13

@adhdeanasl Don't forget a bottle of gender fluid

If you can't find any gender fluid then gin will do as a temporary replacement

anneguisinherba Mar 13

@adhdeanasl I know it may seem like just one more thing to pack, but I’d gladly share my “Just Say Gay” banner. I also have a deal on subcutaneous vaccine chips.

Darth Hideout 🏳️‍🌈Mar 14

@adhdeanasl Do you have to hand out Antifa membership cards too?

ADHDeanASL Mar 14

@darth_hideout That’s the Girl Scouts.

Edelruth, PBS Passport Holder 4d ago

I had forgotten about the kitty litter spin. 🥴