Hadas Weiss

@HadasWeiss
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"I used to be just like you before I started going to therapy"
twitter@weiss_hadas
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that's not what you said at super 8 motel off i-95
why be a pessimist when you can be an optimist (somehow my father who has known me since the day i was born)
i share my body count but search committees usually ignore it
it could’ve been crack, i mumble as i treat myself to a croissant
my situationships inspired daily prayer, veganism and an existential crisis
i’m like if decaf was a person (pretend to do the job but not that it’s any good)
counterpoint: they're the ones most threatened by it

me: can we discuss it later i'm in the middle of something

my dad: sure no rush

5m later: it can even be tonight

7m later: or tomorrow

10m later: or on tuesday when you talk to your mother

me throwing onion peels in the regular trash remembering people out there disposing of diapers
@Kierkegaanks it's a reference to hunter biden