A weird thing about being Always Online is that I understand exactly what my 18 year old students are talking about but under no circumstances can I let them know that I understand furry memes
The Scarlet Eater
@HRSA
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Thinking about the time I read a Star Fox / Jerry Springer fanfic on the GameFAQs Star Fox Adventures board like 10 years ago
Guy in wizard costume sweeping sidewalk in front of store he doesn’t own. Seems happy. I think he’s got it more together than I do.
Heyyyyy im super drunk have fun with me
Hunter x Hunter back the 22nd this will keep me going
Have I mentioned the bizarre contracts I had to sign where I agree not to destroy the state of Georgia?
So they say to sleep better avoid screens before bed but it just seems impossible.
Everything is screens now
I do Greek philosophy for a living and I am very pleased at the direction my feed is going
moved: @diogenes of sinope would be on mastodon were he alive today.
he liked to:
- troll the academy
- crank his hog in public
- shit in public
- tell emperors to fuck off out of his light
- shitpost to random strangers in the street (trying to find and honest man with a lantern lol)
- loved dogs, thought people should live more like dogs
- probably smoked weed
It’s my birthday woooooo