Jack Ryder

@GothamCreeper
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The Creeper is wanted by the mob & the police. Sounds crazy? In Gotham, sometimes only crazy works. Beware The Creeper! Jack Ryder hosts The Jack Ryder Show

“HA HA HA! Oh…oh this is a predicament.”

Creeper stood amongst a plane wreck, pushing debris off himself

“I got to head home soon. Something tells me I’m missing some big stories”

“HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!”
“HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!”
“Red body hair.”
I was born from Hell’s vagina

@BladeAgainstTheDark “They call us The Creeper! Sometimes, at least.”

Creeper laughs to himself

“Those who I strike fear into usually just scream though.”

@BladeAgainstTheDark “You’re…not from here? HA! Hilarious! Tell me. Are you from Lord of the Rings or Narnia?”

@BladeAgainstTheDark he leans in uncomfortably close

“………….hmmmm.”

he pinched her cheeks and pulls on them

“……a little.”

@BladeAgainstTheDark “Nope. I’m just unique that way, baby!”

“Foolish mortals! You commit your crimes, thinking you can escape eternal judgment! But you forget, on the streets of Gotham, you risk facing the wrath of The Creeper! HA HA HA HA HA!

….Was that too over dramatic? I feel like that was over dramatic.”