Jack Ryder

@GothamCreeper
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The Creeper is wanted by the mob & the police. Sounds crazy? In Gotham, sometimes only crazy works. Beware The Creeper! Jack Ryder hosts The Jack Ryder Show

“HA HA HA! Oh…oh this is a predicament.”

Creeper stood amongst a plane wreck, pushing debris off himself

“I got to head home soon. Something tells me I’m missing some big stories”

“HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!”
“HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!”
“Red body hair.”
I was born from Hell’s vagina

“Foolish mortals! You commit your crimes, thinking you can escape eternal judgment! But you forget, on the streets of Gotham, you risk facing the wrath of The Creeper! HA HA HA HA HA!

….Was that too over dramatic? I feel like that was over dramatic.”

LAUGHS HARDER INTO THE VOID

“HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!”

Creeper’s chilling laugh echoed throughout the city. He stood over several masked men, their discarded weapons and bags just out of reach.

“Well, well, well…looks like you FOOLISH mortals should have quit while you were ahead! Playing bank robbers is so immature of you.”

“…………That’s not even remotely funny.”
eats a wet sock