Gayle Force

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Queer, feral street Jew. Contortionist without a freak show. Badass capital public defender; I will help you hide the body and then can never, ever tell. Ukrainian granddaughter. Elon Musk can go fuck himself.

Profile pic is a black and white cat snuggling the snoot of a black and white heeler dog, background is a pink sunset over a very green field behind an old wooden fence.

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Shocked. Absolutely gobsmacked. As surprised as you she could be on the right side of anything.
That cannot be "reformed"

Do you have an affectionate cat?

Do not get a calf tattoo. May you learn from my mistakes.

Wherever John Boehner is, he is absolutely on his 5th martini today

Let's all harmlessly speculate!

So my partner and I have a running bet about what will get George Santos first.

Campaign finance crimes? Voter fraud? Immigration fraud? Tax evasion? Foreign election interference via Russian oligarch?

Not telling you my guess (but hint: where does that man actually live???), but where would you place your bets?

Love that Twitter is only intermittently down for me. It can't even get broken right.

Look.

The Jews having been having A Time Of It so I can't tell you how genuinely grateful I am to the reporters who quickly confirmed George Santos is not our trainwreck.

Now we just get to gleefully rubberneck.

Merry Christmas to everyone except the Disney Corporation for (among other things) making me go to youtube to watch "Love is Gone" because they still haven't put it back into The Muppet Christmas Carol

What a bunch of schmucks

Confession:

There was a time maybe 8-9 years ago I looked at a friend and said "We should do a podcast."

What.

Freilichen Hanukkah, Mastodonians!