Hey: if you cloned yourself and then had sex with your clone, would that be incest or masturbation?

Boycott implies the existence of Girlcott.

🚨 I HAVE NO BALLS IN MY MICROPLASTICS🚨

Bobbing for assholes

You assholes better make me famous or else.

I don't have a weenus but if I did I imagine I'd whirl it like a propeller when I peed

I'm sorry but the CPAP stays ON during sex!

FYI: I am literally a communist