GarfGirl Simpson

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Don't have a lasagna maaaaan.

Animation:
https://vimeo.com/showcase/12231733

Bobbing for assholes
You assholes better make me famous or else.
I don't have a weenus but if I did I imagine I'd whirl it like a propeller when I peed

New dating show idea:

MAN DATE FROM HEAVEN

I'm sorry but the CPAP stays ON during sex!
FYI: I am literally a communist
dead internet theory is when nobody talks to me

I don't know what I'm doing.

~𝑺𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝑩𝒚 𝑮𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒙𝒚 𝑺20 𝑼𝒍𝒕𝒓𝒂 5𝑮

MTG stands for Marjorie Tub Girl.
Me: *Conway Twitty voice*
CERTIFIED FREAK.
SEVEN DAYS A WEEK.