It’s where the rings around planets come from.

(For those unaware, when folks first saw Saturn with a telescope, some Catholic priest claimed the rings were Jesus’ foreskin.)

You ever stare at a stucco ceiling and start to see shapes and images form? It’s just like that.

Dave Bautista is The Kurgan.

I have faith in Dave. He’s a solid actor that will hopefully be able to chew the scenery in such a way that does the role justice.

And skimming through the cast, it’s solid. They’ll at least have good actors in it.

Notable cast: Jeremy Irons Russell Crowe Karen Gillian Djimon Hounsou Jenn Jong-so

I have good hopes for this reboot.

Is this a repeat? I swear I’ve done this word before. (Not sure if this game has repeats.)

Doubt. If I’m ever surprised by Disney slop I’ll eat my hat. I don’t think it’s possible for a company that is so risk adverse to do something unique.

The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.

My big thing with that movie is the nerd not having a backup of his game. Ridiculous.

Is that supposed to be a 12 year old. Motherfucker looks old enough to vote.

A theory for how Superman isn’t recognized as Clark Kent is that he vibrates at high speed so whenever he gets his picture taken, he’s blurry.

And Superman is an alien.

The defence rests.

No snark, but how do you test this?

Like I can picture an apple, but it’s not real, so how do I know if I’m a 1 or a 4?