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@the_etrain Y'all. I haven't thought of this band in years, but I recently encountered a man wearing this shirt and I had SO many questions.

Like, how did he come to own a custom 4 Non Blondes Hawaiian shirt? And, more importantly, what's up with the Jeep and the other woman who isn't even in 4 Non Blondes?

Security personnel,

The "shruggie" symbol is not an appropriate response to a security issue.

Worf

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Oh, you're a big fan of Hall & Oates? Name 3 men you've eaten!

Rishi Sunak's position appears to be that it's disgusting to claim he would be transphobic about a dead girl when there's so many live ones to be bigoted about.

Absolute fucking hateful wanker.

"You lad!"
"Yessir?"
"See that there?"
"Yessir?"
"Valuable technical experience."
"Are you sure, sir?"
"VERY VALUABLE."

Geordi,

Is there a way to enter our authorization codes by typing them instead of speaking aloud to the computer? Several crew members have complained that they need to memorize a new code after each use because coworkers overheard them.

Worf

Here's some news for you:

"[Among] Paramount Pictures and Maximum Effort projects in the works [is] Starter Villain, based on the New York Times-bestselling book of the same name by John Scalzi, with Jesse Andrews attached to adapt"

https://deadline.com/2024/02/ryan-reynolds-paramount-pictures-1235819256/

Ryan Reynolds’ Maximum Effort Reups First Look With Paramount Pictures

Ryan Reynolds' Maximum Effort Productions reups with Paramount Pictures

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"so say we all"