Oh, you're a big fan of Hall & Oates? Name 3 men you've eaten!
@the_etrain Uncle Ben, Slim Jim and Cap’n Crunch.
@Nickiquote
I suppose that counts. I'd also accept Chef Boyardee.
@the_etrain "I can't go for that", welll that's not what I'VE heard!

@the_etrain

i was the eaten

this is a deeply insensitive post, show some empathy for my tragic fate

(/s)

@the_etrain
The Dooby brothers and a parking attendant.

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What, do y'all look at a dude's ID before you eat them? Make 'em sign an NDA?