Well played. You win. This round.

No problem.

I’ll add one other thing: Others have mentioned couples therapy. This is a great idea. Even if the relationship is already over, worst case scenario is they both gain some insight into their own toxic behavioural patterns to make their next relationship better.

I’m glad that I’m not the only who is willing to share such a controversial opinion

Controversial opinion maybe but I don’t think doing this is very nice, and I do not support slashing people with anything.

Wtf is this. I’m so confused.

In Canada we call Doughnut holes timbits. Tim Horton’s sells them and they’re the only thing on the menu that doesn’t really suck ass now.

My go to whenever I hear any kind of bump in the night is to grab something that can be used as a weapon and make sure I’m completely naked.

In the infinitesimally small chance it’s some kind of spirit or ghoul I will try to fuck it, b cause it’s what it would least expect. If it’s a human intruder I will attack it, and I just assume that the shock of seeing a nearly 40 year old fully nude dad bod coming at them screaming and brandishing a weapon will create a moment of confusion that I can use to my advantage.

I do think it would be more difficult ting if it was a sinister tetrahedron, the most evil of shapes.

But whatever you do, please don’t boycott Deez nuts.