Do you ever wonder how many people on the planet have fantasized about having the sexxy-sex with you?
I bet it's at least three people.
Flip Spicerack
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Beer, Boobs, Baseball, and Tacos too.
@LikeItOrLumpIt Yeah, I’m gonna agree with you there
GogsIt’s about time we had more [uncountable noun][body part] ailments along the lines of glue ear.
Gas ankle.
Money face.
Software ribs.
Baby Smithif i had to do it all over again i would definitely schedule more cheese
Princess of Whales 
What if each of your teeth had a different pitch and you had to communicate by hitting them with a tuning fork?
BobTake your childhood fear to work day. What to pick... snakes or clowns
🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊[first day as a police detective]
me: *extremely gravelly voice* there’s no such thing as a free hunch
chief: you’re fired
DexDo monks call each other “Bruh”?
Wilde ThingyI no longer compare women to anything made by man or God after I went too far with an unfortunate avocado metaphor.
Frank WhitehouseEulogies are just goth stand-up.