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Haunted amulet specialist, watcher of rabbits, raconteur.

“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo.

“Lol,” said Gandalf, “lmao even”

I got banned from McDonald’s for using necromancy to stage a battle between the quarter pounders and McNuggets
the time of man is over
the ritual has begun
As they’re set in the same universe, technically Raging Bull is a prequel to The Full Monty.
Kudos to the guy who said his name was Bueller and left before his coffee was done, leaving the barista calling him over and over.
If you do NOT wish to have lucid dreams about our products, please yodel the Greek national anthem now.
Can’t they just use their AI to tell them how not to tank their stock price.
The person should have to dance for the horse, and if it looks impressed they should get a medal.
Hissing at people like a goose is underrated.