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@FirstProgenitor@sanguinem.space
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Mikael (me-kyle) but call me Mika (me-kah)
He/they
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Polyam Demiromantic Grey-Ace
Diamoric Achillean
Flirt At Your Own Risk Of Disappointment
💉 3/31/2021
Unironic Vampire
 @Azura 
Autistic
Mage of Mind 
Trained Alchemist
Exclusionists Get Bent

TITLES:
Human (Formerly) Seraph (Inactive) Vampire (Formerly) Michaela (?) Demon
A gay man, a whore, and someone who has blocked an exorbitant number of people on twitter
The One Who Wants To Kiss G'raha Tia
The Scourge Of The Fediverse
President of Anime
Too Dangerous To Be Around Regular Humans
Bad Faith Actor To My Core
Overwrought Vampire Twink
  Pretty Boy  
YuGiOh: Duel Monsters Purist

TESTIMONIES:
"Every time I talk to you I feel like I am a character in an isekai explaining an extremely basic setting detail to the protagonist" - @RussellsBarbershopQuartet
"Mika, Noah fence but anyone who looks at your profile for more than 2 seconds even with their eyes fully closed knows that you scream a lot" -@bees
"does it get exhausting being so right so much of the time" - @swiff
"mikas toots are extremely polarizing for me. it's either like "what the hell does what hold on waht" or "this is the rightest thing i've ever heard oh my god i can't believe someone can be so right"" - @myconidiosyncrasy
"[Mika] is capable of gargantuan feats and does not need sustenance. that i look upon him and do not feel fear is miraculous and only due to what i assume is a carefully crafted persona" -@hundredsofdeadrats
"it's always fun seeing mika have a months long category 10 autism event at least once a year" @norikawa

@FirstProgenitor If you recall the old meme where Mastodon is Plato's academy on matters of gender but crying toddlers when race is brought up, Bluesky is Plato's academy on gender when the people fucking up are cis, crying toddlers the second it's about someone else's transition
@FirstProgenitor The worst thing about Bluesky by far, and it isn't even close, is that a good proportion of the users on there who are actually capable of critical thought on every other topic immediately become concussed the second they're asked to consider someone contemplating transition or not yet fully transitioned. It happens every few weeks. The only variance is how many weeks it takes between incidents, somewhere between 3 (generously discounting interim holdovers from the last incident) to 5. If they ever managed 6 I'd be impressed.
Great way to end pride month tbh
Bluesky is doing an egg discourse and I am trying very desperately to maintain a will to live
maybe this is the ocd or the myriad of other things fundamentally wrong with me but when people say theyre capable of not thinking about anything for any period of time i do not believe them because i have never experienced that in my life
It's cramped and small but also filled with mirrors and small objects and is very bright and so you feel simultaneously claustrophobic and like you're in a never ending torment nexus
I'm about to leave my friends house and I almost never use his upstairs bathroom because it scares the shit out of me. It's very small but has two walls covered in mirrors for maximum liminal space evocation
One of my favorite quotes of all time and I really should print this out for my wall
One of my favorite quotes of all time and I really should print this out for my wall
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