@selzero why is that person living my life and I’m stuck living this one 😂

@selzero faultless, can’t possibly fail, especially as you have chloroform to hand, which is exceptionally well prepared of you.

@selzero now this is a plan! There’s a cocktail bar just down the road from me, I’d wondered if they’d deliver drinks to me but why would I ask for that when I can simply abduct myself a personal mixologist.

@selzero scientists want us to make better cocktails. I am going to create one called ‘you’ll never take my nose eels’, it will contain pineapple.

@selzero of course, your diet must be balanced!

@selzero have 5 chestnuts and TADA!!

@selzero also, see ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’ - wtf entirely.