Pistel Peat
Pistol Pete's twin, separated at birth. He is a botanical superstar, specializing in flowering plants and sphagnum mosses.
Calligraffiti
Vandalism made with beautifully flowing lines.
Second wind
Breaking wind in the wind. Apparently, this is a very invigorating act.
Fire Department
A city service contracted to the dangerous duty of terminating employment at businesses. Their extensive experience putting out flames started by disgruntled former employees has led to the expectation of extinguishing fires in their working area.
Pumpkin pie
A short, wide pile of pumpkin feces. These differ from cow pies in color, smell, taste, edibility, and mushroom growth support.
Excreme
Any fecal matter considered to be the most intense or worst of its variety.
Butt plug
An advertisement placed on or regarding buttocks.
Train wreck
When the trailing portion of a large dress is significantly damaged by being stepped on or caught on something.
Faction
A mix of fact and fiction. Hard sci-fi and religious documents often fall into this category.
Spit roast
A roast using a saliva-based glaze.