Phoenix Baker

@Featherwatt
116 Followers
84 Following
514 Posts
I write weird porn
websitehttps://www.phoenixbaker.net
pronounsnot really sure rn, don't really mind, will update if this changes in future

Needed a Discord account for smth, made an account, verified my email, logged in, it locks me out until I give it my phone number, obviously I'm not gonna give my phone number to a fucking chat program, I don't need an account that bad, try to delete the two-minute-old account, can't delete my account without giving it my phone number

Guess they'll just have my email and birthdate forever???

THE SEQUEL: Amazon is doing a massive backpedal and as of January, not only can you read Amazon-purchased books on normal devices again, but it'll be a straight-up regular ePub download like on all the other bookstores and you won't even have to piss around with file conversion:

https://blog.the-ebook-reader.com/2025/12/11/drm-free-kindle-ebooks-will-be-downloadable-in-epub-and-pdf-formats-soon/

Torn between "I'll never trust these bastards, they'll just change their minds again" and "I'm gonna spend (and make) SO MUCH MONEY"

DRM-Free Kindle eBooks Will Be Downloadable in EPUB and PDF Formats Soon

Amazon is going to start giving Kindle ebook customers the option to download DRM-free Kindle ebooks in standard EPUB and PDF formats.

The eBook Reader
@Featherwatt
This is the shit!
Has the tude
Thane I sooth

THE HOT DAD

oh that dad
that hot hot dad
his hot dad nudes
his hot dad attitude
she is het and he is not
she is in heat and he is tented
she is south on his dadness
sensuous she tastes and tends
hands hot on his toned tush
a tense and she tastes his seed
untie his hands he said
and hand a tissue as he is sated
she is not
tense and taut and hot and not sated
not the tiniest sated
she hit his shin and said
this is not on
this hot dad is a dud

Well @ifixcoinops went and boosted a VERY early version of this just now and I've done an updated extended improved version since then so See Next Toot I guess

"So that’s how I ended up sending my friend a photo of me with a red clover blossom up my pussy."

Really cool guest blog on #ecosexuality by @sayyid_qishta from this time last year!

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/field-guide-ecosexuality/

Guest blog: A field guide to ecosexuality | Girl on the Net

What exactly is ecosexuality? Aaron El Sabrout tells us all about his love for nature, relationship with flowers and the joy of fucking plants.

Girl on the Net
Where are folk going for #furry fiction now that SoFurry's down? Boosts appreciated

Giving the word "beautiful" to a man insisting he try it on and watching him turn it around in his hands, frowning at it, wondering how to wear it, is it a hat, a shoe, a belt, what?

Watching him think "Will this fit? Can this describe me? Handsome maybe, but beautiful? Huh?"

But only the first time. The hundredth time, he stretches like a muscled cat and purrs "Of course it fits, everything fits," confident and competent and completely at ease.

Just takes a minute to get the hang of it.

bullying you by sneaking a sign onto your back that says BEAUTIFUL COMPETENT KIND and letting you walk around with it

never noticing

all day long

Oof the sofurry beta is a pretty major downgrade, hope they make it better before they delete the old site