I’m a black coffee guy now.

Mastodon is often boring for me, but it has yet to be stupid or aggravating, so I like it

Dreamt I was asking Walter White why the ashes we buy from the store are a charcoal black but when we burn the palm to make ashes they turn out grey.

Today is not Monday.

You guys have some greasy foreheads

When someone tells me that incense makes it hard for them to breath I simply don’t believe them.

Stop dumping wax down the sacristy toilet.

I am dead