FatherScrap

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Who?
I’m a black coffee guy now.
Mastodon is often boring for me, but it has yet to be stupid or aggravating, so I like it
Dreamt I was asking Walter White why the ashes we buy from the store are a charcoal black but when we burn the palm to make ashes they turn out grey.
.@FatherScrap they made an Italian grip for working out
Today is not Monday.
You guys have some greasy foreheads

elephant pope
he has a trunk
and all his friends
are elephant monk

elephant pope
pachyderm vicar
his vigil asperges
goes a whole lot quicker

When someone tells me that incense makes it hard for them to breath I simply don’t believe them.
Stop dumping wax down the sacristy toilet.
I am dead