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Neurodivergent Gen X Hippie Gramma Goblining around the South Carolina coast with occasional bouts of wit and a dinosaur costume.

Ex-vangelical, liberal AF, BLM, free Palestine, maker of things, taker of photos, do no harm but take no shit.

Feed and shelter the pollinators. Without them, we're fucked.

PronounsShe/Her/They
ADHD & AutisticIt all finally makes sense
LGBTQIA+I'll be your Gramma
Hedge WitchGrow and forage magic

12 called me a *Squoblin and I feel so seen.

*squirrel/goblin

Am at the point of backyard bird watching where I need binoculars. The part of me who still thought we were metal is weeping.
#DID #OldAF
for most of us, the ability to accurately guess how far to fast-forward or rewind on a cassette tape is a lost art
"Some say," the dragon proudly said, "that no being is more cruel than a dragon."
"That is also said of us," the cat purred.
"It could be argued," the dragon conceded. "However..."
"Humans."
"Yes."
"They can be kind, though," the cat said.
"Huh. I bet I can be kinder."
"Me too!"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

We're assembling the 15x9 greenhouse that will be our backyard butterfly house.

This has been a decades long dream.

The excitement is extreme.

Foraged, cooked, ate wild mushrooms, and didn't die.

I call this leveling up.

He just used the cat's conjunctivitis to get out of a social invite and I'm falling into new depths of love with him.
Jesus says thanks for all the b-day wishes! He said he wants Republicans to stop posing in front of Christmas trees with their children holding AR-15 rifles.

He talked about electric cars. I don't know anything about cars, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius.

Then he talked about rockets. I don't know anything about rockets, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius.

Now he talks about software. I happen to know a lot about software & Elon Musk is saying the stupidest shit I've ever heard anyone say, so when people say he's a genius I figure I should stay the hell away from his cars and rockets.

If laughter isn't the best medicine, try profanity.