Conniving Femme Fatale 🚬🥀

@Em@monads.online
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Fae/Faer, She/Her, They/They // 26 // Genderqueer // Bi // Actual Giraffe™️

“By far one of the most cursed accounts on here”

BLM // ACAB

#TeamZ

18+ only

// I am white for disclosure //

he says to use the doll, should it please me. i will when i am informed of the last time it has been cleaned.
i’m taking this random man i met in a dream at face value when he says not to think too hard about what’s happening cause i have no idea what’s happening
@Em that's what i'm saying

we are out of food stamps, please help ;_;

PayPal.me/londonshine
venmo: @londonshine
Cashapp: $glamorshark

this is just what britain is like, idk what this game is trying to say
i got lost in the character creator for a bit but i’ve decided to be young female with a violent past
i’m gonna end up with a shit build cause i have no idea what i’m doing, i don’t think i’ve ever beaten nor really played a soulslike lmao
alright i’ve booted up bloodborne and i have no idea what i’m doing. let’s go.
Steve from Blue's Clues did not "die of an overdose." He didn't "die because a candiru swam up his urethra and he stepped backwards and fell into the amazon and got bitten clean in half by a bull shark." He didn't die in an accident involving jacking off and he certainly didn't get rabies from Blue (they make you get the vaccine if you're on the show but the original Blue died in 1999 and could not have given him rabies). Bits and pieces of this have truth to them, that's not how he died though
now i can say why i’m best girlfriend! z says she’s “quitting vaping” and by that she means her vape broke and i’ve been “kindly sharing” mine for like, months now. and her ID expired and she doesn’t have a DMV appointment until July. so when i discovered i was out of vape fluid today i knew it’d be my stupid little errand. well i ran it, AND picked up some shroom gummies while at the head shop, AND THEN made a stop at the pot shop for doobies and a cheap ounce since i knew she wouldn’t be able to run that little errand either. and i’m still nice enough to “share” my vape. truly, i am great.