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My mom made some weird Ghibli-esque cookies 🙂
We didn’t have nintendo as kids, we took turns chasing this thing around, I’m 168 yrs old, I’m a typing tortoise
Hallelujah
The key, as with most things, is extra butter drizzle.
(@amylopan I still use these oven mitts almost every day) 🤓
Always keep oyster crackers in your pocket in case you encounter any chowders in the wild
#SoupTips
Emmet Otter’s Jug-band Christmas is so beautiful. It still makes me howl with laughter and moves me to tears. I’ve loved this puppet show my whole life. 💚❤️
I was only trying to find Legos for my kids 🥲
CGI Orville Redenbacher will pop your soul out

This Krullmas we honor Rell’s sacrifice 🖤

#thereasonfortheseason

CHERRY!!? *brain explodes