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I’m not expecting to grow flowers in the desert.

Dear Uncle Joe,
Will you pretty please with sugar on top just go on now and make the wheed legal plus also some universal healthcare would be nice too.

Much love, Bunny.

It’s Friday. mstdn.party should definitely feel more like, you know, a party.
Can't my libido just leave me alone to die
Deleting my dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (I'm sitting in my living room, he's a large jug of red juice that bursts through the side of my wall)
I missed you Mastodon. Sorry I took a hiatus.
I mainly like music from 1993-98
Don’t fuck with Greta. I accidentally threw a glass bottle into the garbage once and she sent me a picture of my mother taken through a sniper scope.
I don’t know who Andrew Tate even is, and I believe I’m happier not knowing.